Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, Jimbo Bell! Judging will be done some time on Sunday.

Wife: "What do you think for April's party?"

Husband: "Apple!"

Wife: What?

Husband: "Apple!"

Wife: I don't understand...

Husband: "Apple!"

Wife: now glaring...

Husband: Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?

Ahh...admit it...you wanna piece of me!

This is not what I meant when I asked for an orange tabby