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-1. Chrstmswvsmgcwndvrthswrld,ndbhld,vrythngssftrndmrbtfl.~
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-2. NvrwrrybtthszfyrChrstmstr.nthysfchldrn,thyrll30fttll.~LrryWld
-3. ChrstmsstmwhnkdstllSntwhtthywntnddltspyfrt.Dfctsrwhndlts
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-4. ThrsrmrkblbrkdwnftstndntllgnctChrstmstm.Mtr,rspnsblgrwnmn
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1 - Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful -- Norman Vincent Peale

2. Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of Children, they're al 30 feet tall. -Larry Wilde

3. Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.

4. There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.
P.J. O'Rourke.

5. I can understand people simply fleeing the immense effort Christmas has become... but there are always a few saving graces and finally they make up for all the bother and distress.

[G.K. Chesterton]

All good solves!

7. Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveller, thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quiet home! ~ Charles Dickens

That's a comforting one.

6. In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!' ~ Dave Barry

Good solve, michele!

8. Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time~Laura Ingalls Wilder

Good one, manxie!

9. Oh look yet another Christmas TV special! How touching that the meaning of Christmas brought its bicycle, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?

Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes

soot, so close! I bet you've been banging your head on your keyboard. Here's the two small sections that need fixed:

9. Oh look yet another Christmas TV special! How touching thv the meaning of Christmas brought tsbycl, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?

9. Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching the very meaning of Christmas brought to us by cable, fast food, and beer… Who’d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?

Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes

Another good try but not correct yet. Give up?

Uncle!! I give up

I'm sure there are a lot of stumper solvers out there.

9. Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?