1. There once was a girl
who said, "How
Shall I manage to carry my cow?
Every time that 1 ask it,
To get in my basket,
It makes such a terrible ---!"
-2. I know a schoolboy from Dubai,
Who was baked by mistake in a pie.
To his mother's disgust,
He emerged through the crust
And exclaimed, "What a good boy -- -.
-3. There once was a baby named Lou,
And he grew and he grew,
and he grew And he grew,
and he grew And he grew,
But he stopped when he reached six ---- ---.
