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A few corny jokes. Jan. 23 #1359983
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-1. I tried to win a suntan contest. All I got was ---n--.

2. Why did the car get a flat tire? There was a ---- in the road.

3. The past, present, and future walk into a bar. Things were -----.

-4. The duck bought lip gloss and said what? Put it on my ----.

5. Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your ------- home.

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Re: A few corny jokes. Jan. 23 [Re: curly] #1359984
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Re: A few corny jokes. Jan. 23 [Re: curly] #1359985
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Thanks jb.


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Re: A few corny jokes. Jan. 23 [Re: curly] #1359991
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Good one.


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