A Passing Conversation
As the horse walked past the house, the horse on the house said, "How's things, horse?"
"I'm a bit hoarse today, house horse. How's things with you?"
"I'm just hangin' around on the house as usual, hoarse horse."
"Well, take care," said the hoarse horse.
"You, too," said the house horse.
And the hoarse horse walked on.