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One liners. Feb. 6 #1360768
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-1. Why is grass so dangerous? Because it's full of ---d--!

-2. Why shouldn’t you fundraise for marathons? They just take the money --- ---.

3. What's the difference in an alligator and a crocodile? You’ll see one ----- and one in a -----.

-4. Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They ------.

-5. Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The ----es.

yay

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Re: One liners. Feb. 6 [Re: curly] #1360770
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2 - and run


Don't watch the clock; do what it does - Keep going
Re: One liners. Feb. 6 [Re: curly] #1360771
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Merci.


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Re: One liners. Feb. 6 [Re: curly] #1360773
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1. blades! evil wave

Re: One liners. Feb. 6 [Re: curly] #1360774
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Thanks michele.


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Re: One liners. Feb. 6 [Re: curly] #1360778
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5. Bushes wave


Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: One liners. Feb. 6 [Re: curly] #1360783
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Good one.


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Re: One liners. Feb. 6 [Re: curly] #1360796
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Re: One liners. Feb. 6 [Re: curly] #1360800
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Nice one ob.


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