1. One Saturday morning at three,
A cheesemonger’s shop in Paree,
Collapsed to the ground,
With a thunderous sound,
Leaving only a pile of de ----.
2. An amoeba named Max and his brother,
Were sharing a drink with each other;
In the midst of their quaffing,
They split themselves laughing,
And each of them now is a ---h--.
-3. There once was a lady named Ferris,
Whom nothing could ever embarrass.
‘Til the bath salts one day,
In the tub where she lay,
Turned out to be ---s--r of --r-s.
4. An oyster from Kalamazoo,
Confessed he was feeling quite blue.
For he said, “As a rule,
When the weather turns cool,
I invariably get in a ----.”
5. Is algebra fruitless endeavor?
It seems they’ve been trying forever,
To find x, y and z,
And it’s quite clear to me:
If they’ve not found them yet then they’ll -----.
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