-1. There once was a fly on the wall
I wonder why didn't it fall
Because its feet stuck
Or was it just luck
Or does gravity miss things so -----?
-2. There was a young man from Dealing
Who caught the bus for Ealing.
It said on the door,
“Don’t spit on the floor,”
So he jumped up and spat on the -------.
3. As 007 walked by,
He heard a wee spider say “Hi.”
But shaken, he shot
It right there on the spot
As it tried to explain, “I’m a ---”
4. My dog is really quite hip
Except when he takes a cold dip.
He looks like a fool,
When he jumps in the pool,
And reminds me of a sinking ----.
-5. There was an old man of Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke in the night
With a terrible fright,
And found it was perfectly ----.
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