1. What’s the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief? An amateur thief says, “Give me all your money!”. A professional thief says, “---- here please.”
-2. What’s the difference between the mafia and the government? One of them is --g-----d.
3. What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter -.
4. What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a ----- at the end of a ------.
-5. What’s the difference between a greedy person and a shrimp? One is ---f--h; the other is -----f--h.
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