-1. What’s the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief? An amateur thief says, “Give me all your money!”. A professional thief says, “---- here please.”

-2. What’s the difference between the mafia and the government? One of them is --g-----d.

-3. What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter -.

-4. What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a ----- at the end of a ------.

-5. What’s the difference between a greedy person and a shrimp? One is ---f--h; the other is -----f--h.

2. organized

Morning curly

Hi michele, good one.

5. Selfish/Shellfish ??

Thanks Mad.

4 - a pause at the end of a clause

Good one.

3. F

Thanks ob.

1. sign

Thanks jb. I forgot about no.1.