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A few limericks. Mar. 6 #1362198
03/06/26 04:41 AM
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-1. There was an old lady from Clyde
she ate a bad apple and died
the doctor lamented
the apple fermented
to cider inside her ------s.

-2. A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit ----.

-3. A limerick packs laughs astronomical
into space that is quite economical
But the good ones we’ve seen
so seldom are clean
and the clean ones so seldom are -------.

-4. There was a young man from Crewe
Who decided to build a canoe
He got in the river
And found with a shiver
He hadn't used waterproof ----.

-5. There once was a man from Nantucket
Who got his foot stuck in a bucket
He pushed and he pried
But so long as he tried
He was 40 before he ------- it.

devilchili


Last edited by curly; 03/06/26 10:05 AM.

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Re: A few limericks. Mar. 6 [Re: curly] #1362199
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Re: A few limericks. Mar. 6 [Re: curly] #1362200
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Thanks ob.


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Re: A few limericks. Mar. 6 [Re: curly] #1362203
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Re: A few limericks. Mar. 6 [Re: curly] #1362204
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Good one michele.


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Re: A few limericks. Mar. 6 [Re: curly] #1362205
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Re: A few limericks. Mar. 6 [Re: curly] #1362206
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Re: A few limericks. Mar. 6 [Re: curly] #1362207
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Re: A few limericks. Mar. 6 [Re: curly] #1362208
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