-1. There was an old lady from Clyde
she ate a bad apple and died
the doctor lamented
the apple fermented
to cider inside her ------s.
-2. A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit ----.
-3. A limerick packs laughs astronomical
into space that is quite economical
But the good ones we’ve seen
so seldom are clean
and the clean ones so seldom are -------.
-4. There was a young man from Crewe
Who decided to build a canoe
He got in the river
And found with a shiver
He hadn't used waterproof ----.
-5. There once was a man from Nantucket
Who got his foot stuck in a bucket
He pushed and he pried
But so long as he tried
He was 40 before he ------- it.
