1. A ghost and a witch with a broom,
And a ghoul and a bat in a room,
Stayed up very late,
So that they could debate,
About who should be frightened of ----!

2. There once was a man from Milan
Who lunched daily on slices of Spam
When asked “Are you mad?”
He replied “No I’m sad”
“As I’m down to my very last ---.”


3. There was an old person of Down,
whose face was adorned with a frown.
When he opened the door,
for one minute or more,
he alarmed all the people in ----.

4. While a man was golfing in Fife
a funeral procession was a rife,
his head bowed in prayer
at this somber affair
to pay last respects to his ----!

5. The turkey did not turn out fine.
So I thought I would break out the wine.
By dessert they were wasted
From the wine that they tasted
And they all thought the dinner ------.