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Stupid jokes. May 18 #1366802
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-1. What word contains 26 letters but only has three syllables? ----a---

2. I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?

3. If two snakes marry, what will their towels say? ---- and hers

4. What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night? A ----o-

-5. Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside.
What is it? ---- on the ---

happydance





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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Re: Stupid jokes. May 18 [Re: curly] #1366805
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Re: Stupid jokes. May 18 [Re: curly] #1366808
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Re: Stupid jokes. May 18 [Re: curly] #1366809
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Merci buckets.


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Re: Stupid jokes. May 18 [Re: curly] #1366813
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Re: Stupid jokes. May 18 [Re: curly] #1366814
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Re: Stupid jokes. May 18 [Re: curly] #1366817
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