-1. Limericks I cannot compose,
With noxious smells in my nose.
But this one was easy,
I only felt queasy,
Because I was sniffing my ----.
2. There once was a man from Tibet,
Who couldn’t find a cigarette
So he smoked all his socks,
and got chicken-pox,
and had to go to the ---.
-3. I once fell in love with a blonde,
But found that she wasn’t so fond.
Of my pet turtle named Odle,
whom I’d taught how to Yodel,
So she dumped him outside in the ----.
-4. My dog is really quite hip,
Except when he takes a cold dip.
He looks like a fool,
when he jumps in the pool,
and reminds me of a sinking ----.
-5. An elderly man called Keith,
Mislaid his set of false teeth.
They'd been laid on a chair,
He'd forgot they were there,
Sat down, and was bitten -------.
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