Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, LadyKestrel! Judging will be done some time on Sunday.

If you can pinch more than an inch, you have a definite turf problem!

Instead of the more traditional dog-leg, the new golf course had instead included a peg-leg.

Can you imagine the size of that clothesline?

It's not nice to pinch Mother Nature

Seeing the enormous clothing hung to dry, young Thomas pedaled his bike faster through the forest, desperately hoping he wouldn't run into a giant in his Jolly Green skivvies.

It must be an unholy stench that requires a nose peg of THIS size 😱