Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, flotsam! Judging will be done some time on Sunday.

Hiss, rattle and roll...give it up for MONTY, winner of the National Snakes And Ladders Championship!

Snakes Alive !!

Don’t think you’d fit this one on a plane 😉

Oh Boy!! I hit the jackpot. I can finally start my snake oil business

Head: Everyone takes photos of my head.

Tail: Tell me about it.

Head: Nobody ever appreciates my back half.

Tail: Yep, that's the story of my life...and Mr. Celebration just doesn't get it.

Being nearly blind and almost deaf, Elmer couldn't quite hear what Jeb was hollering from atop the wall. But he hustled towards the steps because he was hungry and it sounded like something about a giant steak.