Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, flotsam! Judging will be done some time on Sunday.

It’s all just a bit too one-sided, if you ask me !!

Blowin' in the wind

"I told you that you were taking too many of those iron tablets "

The answer to Burning Man is Rusty Woman.

"I can't hear you dear - you're breaking up"

Boldly looking into the prevailing headwind, she's bound to have a screw loose.