Excuses, excuses!!!
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08/09/11 03:25 AM
08/09/11 03:25 AM
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Ottawa Ontario CANADA
curly
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Ever been late? Forgot an appointment? Didn't want to go somewhere? Here are ten fractured excuses you can use. Have fun! -1.Eye Head Two Hat End Dare Phew Near All Hove May Grin Mutter. (9 Words - poor grannie - sniff) -2.Eye Gaff Berth Two Trap Lots Diss Mourn Ink. (7 Words - lots of diapers) 3.May Knows Wring Cot Court Hon Hay Bat Tin. (8 Words - fashion can be painful) -4.Eye Hat Hay May Grain. (4 Words - aspirin please) -5.Saw Re High Mussed Dare Wadding Butt Aye Jest Cot Dee Voiced. (10 Words - romance and its loss) -6.Eye Head Hay Flit Tie Her. (5 Words - or at least my car did) -7.May Hop Pin Ducks Boost Hen Eye Head Two bye Hay Knew Won. (11 Words - a likely story) -8.May Dint Chews Fill Dun Duh Toy Lit. (6 Words - toothless) 9.Eye Wares Hay Wrist Tod Four Chute Ink Dare Cot Necks Tore. (9 Words - my neighbour's pet) -10.High Wares Kit Nipped Bye Hay Lee Hens. (5 Words - space, the final frontier) 
Last edited by curly; 08/10/11 01:49 AM.
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Re: Excuses, excuses!!!
[Re: curly]
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08/09/11 08:09 AM
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Seeing #4 was already done here is another answer
6 - I had a flat tire
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Re: Excuses, excuses!!!
[Re: curly]
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08/09/11 01:47 PM
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7. My appendix burst and I had to buy a new one
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Yet I have this whole freezer full of sausages.
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Re: Excuses, excuses!!!
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08/09/11 06:05 PM
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3. My nose ring got caught on a button?
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