Jokes/puns
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02/23/15 03:17 AM
02/23/15 03:17 AM
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Posts: 47,074 Ottawa Ontario CANADA
curly
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Sonic Boomer
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Sonic Boomer
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-1.I used to be a banker but I lost i------- -2.The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his ---. -3.A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the p-----. It marks the end of his s-------. -4.When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'f--- at w---’. -5.Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've d--- a little i-----. -6.The experienced carpenter really n----- it, but the new guy s------ everything up. -7.Broken puppets for sale. No s------ attached. 8.I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a p----. -9.John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't s---- b-----. -10.There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an o-- d---.
Last edited by curly; 02/23/15 10:22 AM.
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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Re: Jokes/puns
[Re: curly]
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02/23/15 04:58 AM
02/23/15 04:58 AM
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Posts: 47,074 Ottawa Ontario CANADA
curly
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Sonic Boomer
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Good answers. Haroula, I like your signature line, it sounds like some of my jokes!
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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