-1.Question: Why did the poor man sell yeast? Answer: To r---- some d----.
-2.Q. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? A. “Give me my
q----------!”
-3.Q. Why is there a gate around cemeteries? A. Because people are d---- to get in.
-4.Q. What did the mayonaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door. A. Close the door I am d-------!
5.Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino? A: Because he was on a r---.
-6.Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? A. You look f------.
-7.Q. What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A. A s------.
-8.Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no a---------.
-9.Q.Why was the little strawberry crying? A.Because his p-----s were in a j--.
-10.Q. How did the pirate stop smoking. A. He used the p----.