Monday
#1078193
08/14/16 10:37 PM
08/14/16 10:37 PM
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Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073 Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1
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Joe's Diner Proprietor
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Joe's Diner Proprietor
Sonic Boomer
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
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Either you run the day, or the day runs you. JIM ROHN `````` How Not to Get a Teaching Job An applicant for an open
teaching job submitted a résumé. Under the heading Qualities and Skills, she listed, “Impeachable
character and integrity.” `````````````` Wanted: Cemetery Superintendent “Now hiring,” read the classified ad. “Cemetery superintendent. The ideal candidate must be able to supervise in a fast-paced environment.” `````````````````````````` We were making leaflets for a
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I got a call. Client: The hand looks too human. Please use a hand that looks more like God’s. Source: clientsfromhell.net ````````` Stephen Colbert on Internships Try an internship! Internships give you all the experience of a summer job without the hassle of a paycheck. Stephen Colbert ```````````````` The Weirdest Summer Job Ever Being a lifeguard is a weird summer job for a kid. Ninety-nine percent of the time, sit and do nothing. One percent of the time, SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE. `````````````````` The Weirdest Summer Job Ever Being a lifeguard is a weird summer job for a kid. Ninety-nine percent of the time, sit and do nothing. One percent of the time, SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE. ```````````` My First Job… I got my first full-time job, but I could have sworn I was making more money in college, working for my parents as their daughter. Melanie Reno ```````````````` My First Job… I got my first full-time job, but I could have sworn I was making more money in college, working for my parents as their daughter. Melanie Reno ```````````````` My husband was at a dinner with colleagues, and one of them had too much to drink. Feeling drowsy, the poor man sank back into his chair and said, “I don’t feel good. I’m
going into screen saver mode.” `````````````````````` Good morning everyboomie. Well I'm on restricted data usage for the rest of the month. Did I ever mention that I hate these companies? You can't download jack squat, or watch very frigging many videos at all on 10 GB of data allowance, and they don't even offer a plan for more than 10GB of data. They make you pay $10 for an additional 1 GB, and $10 for each additional one after that. Not real happy right now. I may have to go back to Hughesnet. Y'all have a super happy day. Old sour-puss signing off. joe
There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.
William Butler Yeats
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Re: Monday
[Re: gymcandy1]
#1078197
08/14/16 10:59 PM
08/14/16 10:59 PM
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Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,353 In the Naughty Corner
BrownEyedTigre
The Sassy Admin and PR Liaison
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The Sassy Admin and PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,353
In the Naughty Corner
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So sorry Joe. I have ten gig on my phone and I used 90% with a week yet to go. I can't imagine if my computer internet was that low also. Can you get Xfinity by you? Have a happy day all! Ana
Don't feed the Trolls
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Re: Monday
[Re: gymcandy1]
#1078228
08/15/16 08:22 AM
08/15/16 08:22 AM
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Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262 Massachusetts
GBC
Graduate Boomer
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Graduate Boomer
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
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Good Morning Boomers Ah Joe, that's terrible about your restricted data usage. Ana, have a good day! Gerry, got a storm-free day here today. Connie, hope you find some good deals today. A walk with Nina this morning. Have a church board meeting tonight. Wishing everyone a super duper Monday!
Gail
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Re: Monday
[Re: gymcandy1]
#1078243
08/15/16 09:12 AM
08/15/16 09:12 AM
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Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,029 the dusty desert
niteowl07
BAAG Specialist
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BAAG Specialist
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,029
the dusty desert
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oh , joe , that's the pits on your data restrictions. thanks for the coffee , gerri ,and the bacon sammie connie. happy thrifting ! gail , ana , and everyone else - have a wonderful one today ! i'm hoping to get a little more done today than the last couple of days , so i'll see you all later !
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Re: Monday
[Re: gymcandy1]
#1078245
08/15/16 09:18 AM
08/15/16 09:18 AM
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Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,353 In the Naughty Corner
BrownEyedTigre
The Sassy Admin and PR Liaison
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The Sassy Admin and PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,353
In the Naughty Corner
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Niteowl, are you feeling better? Gail, enjoy your walk! Connie, hope you find something fun at the store. Gerry, still enjoying the Olympics? Ana
Don't feed the Trolls
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Re: Monday
[Re: BrownEyedTigre]
#1078249
08/15/16 10:00 AM
08/15/16 10:00 AM
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Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073 Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1
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Joe's Diner Proprietor
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Joe's Diner Proprietor
Sonic Boomer
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
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Good morning everybody. I just got back from taking the dogs to the park. It's overcast and raining a bit, but it was very nice at the park. It's only supposed to get up to 84 today, and stay in the 80s all week. The rest of the month will be 95 or less, which is looking good. Ana I checked out Xfinity. They are not available in this area. Maybe down the line sometime. I hope everyone has a super day. joe
There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.
William Butler Yeats
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Re: Monday
[Re: gymcandy1]
#1078251
08/15/16 10:08 AM
08/15/16 10:08 AM
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Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379 Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
venus
BAAG Specialist
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BAAG Specialist
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Sorry about your restricted data usage, Joe. Hope you're having a great day, Ana. Hope your day is stress free and relaxing also, Gerry. Have fun at the thrift store, Connie. Hope you're able to get all you want accomplished today, niteowl. I'm basically off today. However, now I'm clocked in, so I can update my work app, as we are required to do so before our next shift. It looks like it's going to take quite a while, so I'll just sit here and let it update while I'm signed in. That's the best kind of work. Later, I'll practice singing and game for a while. Hope everyone has a great Monday.
Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.
Helena: Where are these mangoes?
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Re: Monday
[Re: gymcandy1]
#1078259
08/15/16 01:18 PM
08/15/16 01:18 PM
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Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905 Alabama
looney4labs
Sonic Boomer
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Sonic Boomer
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Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Magnificent Monday ya'll I've been in the kitchen on an evil weevil hunt! Think I found all the culprits...there was a bag of rice on a super high shelf all the way back in the corner. I couldn't see it and could barely reach it. Anyway, food in the outside garbage and shelves washed off with vinegar, so at least I feel better. I read one should put grain products in the freezer for 96 hours if you are not going to use the entire amount quickly, so we will try that for a bit. Now if I could just figure out how to get rid of mosquitoes! Dogs are fed and have had their heartworm meds for the month. Now it's time for me to find food! Joe, so sorry about your data problem. That would drive me nuts! Niteowl, does that mean you are feeling better? Fooooooooooooooooooooood
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." -Roger Caras
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Re: Monday
[Re: looney4labs]
#1078261
08/15/16 01:48 PM
08/15/16 01:48 PM
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Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 10,450 Southern California
Darlene
Adept Boomer
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Adept Boomer
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Southern California
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Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! So sorry, Joe, for your restricted data usage! Hope your Monday is super duper! Good morning, sweet 'Boomies! Daughter's Hubby is needing to work from home today, so I get to be with daughter when she goes to the NICU to be with Liam! Woohoo! Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
Woohoo and booyah! Have an easy peasy day!
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Re: Monday
[Re: gymcandy1]
#1078270
08/15/16 03:54 PM
08/15/16 03:54 PM
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Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905 Alabama
looney4labs
Sonic Boomer
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Sonic Boomer
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Alabama
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My, we've never had weevil problems til just recently....but everything is going in the freezer for a bit now Glad hubby is comfortable. Oh my goodness, watching The Worst Cooks in America and someone just lost a fake fingernail in their food
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." -Roger Caras
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Re: Monday
[Re: gymcandy1]
#1078289
08/15/16 06:12 PM
08/15/16 06:12 PM
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Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905 Alabama
looney4labs
Sonic Boomer
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Sonic Boomer
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Yes, it is easy to see. It's a good laugh though, and I don't usually like those kinds of shows. Welcome home Space
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." -Roger Caras
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