1.What did the outlaw give his wife for her birthday? A s----
-2.What do you get if you cross a telephone and a shirt? r--- a----- the c-----
-3.When is a thief neither left-handed nor right-handed? When he is u---------d.
-4.What kind of sweets do thieves steal? h-- c-------e
-5.Why did the horse go to the doctor? For h-- f----
-6.What is the difference between an outlaw and a church bell? One s----s from the people; the other p---s from the steeple.
-7.Why couldn't the church steeple keep a secret? Because the bell always t----d.
-8.What is a poet's favorite soda pop? L---- and r----
-9.What did one candle say to the other candle? "G---- out t------?"
-10.How does the butcher speak? He t---s t----y.