-1.Why did the silly kid keep his shirt on when he took a bath?
Because the label said, "---- and ----."
-2.What kind of shoes do frogs like?
O--- t--- shoes.
-3.What did the big watch hand say to the small hand?
"G-- a m-----."
-4.Why couldn't the church steeple keep a secret?
Because the b--- always t-----.
-5.What did one broom say to the other broom?
"Have you h---- the latest d---?"
-6.What do you get when you tear a scarf in two?
A b------ s----.
-7.What did the electric plug say to the wall?
S----- to --.
-8.What was the name of the most famous pickle gangster?
D-------r.
9.What would you call a doctor who has many investments?
A w------ d----- h-----.
-10.What symptoms did the hot charcoal complain to his doctor about?
G------ p---s.