Happy International Women's Day Ladies.

-1. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my f--- d---.

-2. My IQ test results came back. They were n-------.

-3. What’s the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are w-----.

-4. You can’t believe everything you hear—but you can r----- it.

-5. My father is allergic to cotton. He has pills he can take, but he can’t get them o-- o- t-- b-----.

-6. Did you hear the one about the crustacean accused of promoting his own s-------- interests?

7. “B-----” is a French word that means “get up and get it yourself.”

-8. Interviewer to job applicant: “Can you come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you out of the -----?”

-9. Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just w--- up on s----.

-10. What’s Irish and stays out all night? P---- O’F--------.

-10.5 Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold to wash o---i--.

6. shellfish

Have a nice weekend Rog.

2. negative

1. Put my foot down!

Merci.

10. Paddy O'Furniture

Good one michele.

8 - house

Oui.

10.5 outside

5. out of the bottle

Joan, change one letter to make it funny, it's probably a kid joke.

Good one Marian.

9. wash up on shore

3. wanted

Thanks.

4. repeat

Thanks.

10.5 Outtide - Hi Curly

Bernie

Thanks Bernie.

7. Buffet

Thanks.