Jokes. Mar. 8
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03/08/24 02:32 AM
03/08/24 02:32 AM
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Posts: 47,134 Ottawa Ontario CANADA
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Happy International Women's Day Ladies. -1. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my f--- d---. -2. My IQ test results came back. They were n-------. -3. What’s the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are w-----. -4. You can’t believe everything you hear—but you can r----- it. -5. My father is allergic to cotton. He has pills he can take, but he can’t get them o-- o- t-- b-----. -6. Did you hear the one about the crustacean accused of promoting his own s-------- interests? 7. “B-----” is a French word that means “get up and get it yourself.” -8. Interviewer to job applicant: “Can you come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you out of the -----?” -9. Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just w--- up on s----. -10. What’s Irish and stays out all night? P---- O’F--------. -10.5 Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold to wash o---i--.
Last edited by curly; 03/09/24 02:30 AM.
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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Re: Jokes. Mar. 8
[Re: curly]
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03/08/24 10:23 AM
03/08/24 10:23 AM
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Joan, change one letter to make it funny, it's probably a kid joke.
Good one Marian.
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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