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#853428 - 12/02/12 10:20 PM Monday Monday
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30027
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
"Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese."
Billie Burke

You won't be saying that when you're 65. 
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Mafia Valentine Verses


My love for you... it came and went.
So your feet are now in wet cement.

I'm here To fulfill your fondest wishes
Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.

Lie down with me -- it's my final offa,
Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.

I picked up dis card from a slim selection
But that's all they offer here in witness protection.

Be my Valentine, and we can do it execution-style.

Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass;
So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your......backside. 

Violets are blue, roses are red,
I blew up your car -- So why ain't you dead?

The day we met, my little pet, I knew with just one look
You'd bear a son, and now that's done, So shut your mouth and cook!

Youse da greatest. Youse da best.
But you're as untouchable as Elliot Ness.

Lust is fleeting, true love lingers.
Be mine always and you'll keep your fingers.

Hope da chocolates is good, but y'know, dis ain't really what a guy's heart looks like.

When a goon makes you die,
Cuz you told him goodbye -- that's amore!
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Next time you're invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses to why you can't attend:

I'D LOVE TO BUT...

... I don't want to leave my comfort zone. ... I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary. ... I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters. ... I have to fluff my shower cap. ... I have to fulfill my potential. ... I left my body in my other clothes. ... I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist. ... I'll be looking for a parking space. ... I'm being deported. ... I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian. ... I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store. ... I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise. ... I'm sandblasting my oven. ... I'm taking a crash course in punk totem pole carving. ... I'm worried about my vertical hold. ... I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other. ... I've got a Friends of the Rutabaga meeting. ... it's too close to the turn of the century. ... my Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then. ... my plot to take over the world is thickening. ... my subconscious says no. ... none of my socks match. ... the grunion are running. ... the last time I went, I never came back. ... the monsters haven't turned blue yet; I have to eat more dots.
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Good morning everyboomie.  santadance

Gads I'm in a hurry and my mind is a blank!  duh12

Like I've always said, the first thing they taught me in art class was how to draw a blank, and I got an A+++. 

My teacher said I was inspired. blush
And believe it or not, I've even gotten better with age.

I can even do it blind folded. cool

I can do it right handed OR left handed. santadance

The thing that has not gotten any better with age, unfortunately, is inspiration.  sherlock

If perspiration really makes up for it though, I should be almost back to even. 

Well, almost nearly, but.....not.....quite.....hardly.  lol12

I’ve gotta be getting close though. grin12

Have a happy day everybody!

joe


Edited by gymcandy1 (12/02/12 10:22 PM)
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#853430 - 12/02/12 10:47 PM Re: Monday Monday [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Online   happy
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64952
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Joe, you an A+++ as far as I am concerned! hearts
I hope your day is wonderful!

I am going to dance class at night and waiting to hear if I will be back in the corner or not. No matter, I know the day will be great!

I hope you all have a great day too!

Ana wave12
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#853436 - 12/02/12 11:07 PM Re: Monday Monday [Re: gymcandy1]
manxman Offline
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Registered: 07/23/02
Posts: 15113
Loc: Unionville
Good morning Joe and Ana. Happy Monday to you and all boomers to follow wave12
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#853437 - 12/02/12 11:09 PM Re: Monday Monday [Re: gymcandy1]
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64952
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Hope it's a happy day for you too manxman!

Ana wave12
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#853443 - 12/03/12 12:07 AM Re: Monday Monday [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13645
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe thanks for the laughs!! Hope work flies and all goes well! Have a lovely day! BTW.......love the collection!!!

Ana have fun at dance class tonight!! Hopefully things will go well for you if you end up in the corner!! Have a fun run with the dogs!!

Manxman have a lovely day!!

Up early to take roomie for to feed the vampire. lol12 Then some shopping.

Have a wonderful day all!!

wave12
Nan

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#853446 - 12/03/12 02:23 AM Re: Monday Monday [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Online   happy
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7672
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe, Ana, Nan, manxman and all who come in later.
Have all a happy Monday santadance


Edited by Haroula (12/03/12 09:31 AM)
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#853455 - 12/03/12 04:11 AM Re: Monday Monday [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6045
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Ana,Nan,manxman,Haroula wave12I'll put the coffee on and keep it hot,enjoy your day all boomers wink12
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I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

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#853456 - 12/03/12 04:58 AM Re: Monday Monday [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17166
Loc: Marlborough USA
happydance12 Good Morning Joe, Ana, manxman, Haroula and Cailyn. Hope it's a wonderful day for all! happydance12
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#853459 - 12/03/12 05:09 AM Re: Monday Monday [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
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Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5424
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Hello and goodbye. wave12

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#853460 - 12/03/12 05:18 AM Re: Monday Monday [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17166
Loc: Marlborough USA
broccoli12Good morning venus! broccoli12
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#853461 - 12/03/12 05:22 AM Re: Monday Monday [Re: venus]
cailyn Offline
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Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6045
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Hi Gerry and Venus santaVenus enjoy your day!How are things with you Gerry? It should be a nice day for your walk,I'm off to the gym
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I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

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#853465 - 12/03/12 05:45 AM Re: Monday Monday [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17166
Loc: Marlborough USA
Hi Cailyn I'm good. Enjoy your time at the gym! santadance It will be a great day for my walk. wave12
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#853468 - 12/03/12 05:57 AM Re: Monday Monday [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14436
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, have a great day!

Ana, hope you have another corner-free day. Enjoy the dancing.

Manxman, good morning!

Nan, enjoy shopping today.

Cailyn, thanks for the coffee.

Gerry, is your weather as mild as ours today?

Venus, have a nice workday.

Haroula, good day to you!

Update on Karen: She's home recuperating and asked me to thank everyone for the well wishes. She'll be back to posting soon as she's able.

Wishing everyone a wonderful day! santadance
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Gail

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#853478 - 12/03/12 07:30 AM Re: Monday Monday [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8073
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. A bank trip and BJ's today. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Monday. We get the results of hubby's Pet scan tommorrow. Please send lots of positive thoughts. Danish, Blueberry Pancakes, and French Toast in the NC. santadance
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#853492 - 12/03/12 10:02 AM Re: Monday Monday [Re: connie]
Darlene Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9366
Loc: Southern California
wave12 Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! And I echo Ana: you are an A+++++++ to us!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Raining here....

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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You become what you think about. Change your thoughts, change your life. - Dko

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