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#869052 - 02/18/13 05:55 PM Joke from the past: Enjoy
Leeana Offline
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her... eye back in place. "Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you."

They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterward, the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place and stay for breakfast the next morning.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything has been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies, "you just happened to catch my eye."
'Worry looks around, sorry looks back, Faith looks up.'

#869057 - 02/18/13 06:08 PM Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy [Re: Leeana]
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Ana wave
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

#869060 - 02/18/13 06:31 PM Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy [Re: Leeana]
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rotfl Awesome.

Thanks Leeana. thumbsup

"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in." Will Rogers

#869065 - 02/18/13 08:06 PM Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy [Re: gymcandy1]
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Love It... kissy
Luv Dar

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#869092 - 02/18/13 11:22 PM Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy [Re: Darleen03]
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rotfl rotfl
Time : The Most Precious Commodity

#869110 - 02/19/13 02:38 AM Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy [Re: Leeana]
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lol wave
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.

#869118 - 02/19/13 03:15 AM Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy [Re: Leeana]
curly Online   happy
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Good one.
Show me a man with both feet on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't put on his pants.

#869125 - 02/19/13 04:45 AM Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy [Re: Leeana]
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lol Funny one Leeana! lol

#869205 - 02/19/13 12:34 PM Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy [Re: Leeana]
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think lol rotfl

#869428 - 02/20/13 12:58 PM Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy [Re: SharonB]
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slapforehead slapforehead slapforehead
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