More jokes.(Hint)
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09/06/13 02:28 AM
09/06/13 02:28 AM
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-1.Why did the pig take a bath? (The farmer said, "H------"!) -2.What snakes are good at doing sums? (A-----!) -3.Why are snakes hard to fool? (You can't p--- their l--!) -4.What is a snake's favorite dance? (The m----!) 5.Why couldn't the snake talk? (It had a f--g in his t----t!) -6.How do two snails fight? (They s--- it out!) -7.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? (Finding ---- a worm in your apple!) -8.What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom? (O--- in the court!) -9.What is out of bounds? (A t---- k-------!) -10.What did the skeleton order for dinner? (S---- r---!)
Last edited by curly; 09/07/13 03:56 AM.
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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Re: More jokes.
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09/06/13 06:42 AM
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10. spare ribs Morning curly,
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Re: More jokes.
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09/07/13 02:18 AM
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Good one.
Two more letters added to no.5
Last edited by curly; 09/07/13 02:20 AM.
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Re: More jokes.(Hint)
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09/07/13 03:56 AM
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Hi Haroula, good answer. Have a nice weekend.
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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