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The Latest from My Cousin ;-)
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01/27/15 09:47 AM
01/27/15 09:47 AM
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Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 34,390 United Kingdom
Mad
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Sonic Boomer
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Sonic Boomer
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 34,390
United Kingdom
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If My Body Were a Car!
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.
I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it. Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
Time : The Most Precious Commodity
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Re: The Latest from My Cousin ;-)
[Re: Mad]
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01/27/15 11:29 AM
01/27/15 11:29 AM
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Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 20,123 Near St. Louis, MO
Draclvr
Reviews Editor - Hints/Glitches Mod - Site Support
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Reviews Editor - Hints/Glitches Mod - Site Support
True Blue Boomer
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 20,123
Near St. Louis, MO
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I'm living it - especially the last part!
Once again, weeds are my life!
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Re: The Latest from My Cousin ;-)
[Re: Draclvr]
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01/27/15 12:29 PM
01/27/15 12:29 PM
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Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 34,390 United Kingdom
Mad
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Sonic Boomer
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Sonic Boomer
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 34,390
United Kingdom
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I'm not sayin' a word, myself !!
Time : The Most Precious Commodity
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Re: The Latest from My Cousin ;-)
[Re: Mad]
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01/27/15 10:51 PM
01/27/15 10:51 PM
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Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 9,848 San Diego, CA
Sorta Blonde
BAAG Specialist
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BAAG Specialist
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 9,848
San Diego, CA
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Sent this to my sister. She's howling.
WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
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