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Thumping Christmas Eve Diner #1046892
12/23/15 07:32 PM
12/23/15 07:32 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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Calera, Oklahoma
Six Degrees of Separation

The Internet also makes it extraordinarily difficult for me to focus. One small break to look up exactly how almond milk is made, and four hours later I’m reading about the Donner Party and texting all my friends: Did you guys know about the Donner Party and how messed up that was? Text me back so we can talk about it!

—Mindy Kaling

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Believe Me, I Would if I Could.

My three-year-old sat in the bathroom with me, watching as I 
removed my dentures and brushed them. After a few minutes, he asked, “Can you take your ears off too?”

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For My Next Impression…

I’m now in high school, so when I ran into my third-grade teacher, I doubted she would remember me.

“Hi, Miss Butcher,” I said.

“Hi, Eddie,” she replied.

“So you do remember me?” I asked.

“Sure. You don’t always leave a good impression, but it is a lasting one.”

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Planedemonium

The first time my mother flew, she was a nervous wreck. During takeoff, the roar from the engines proved 
reassuring—it meant they were working, she reasoned. But when the plane leveled off, so did the engines. Grabbing the armrests, she asked aloud, “Did we stop?”

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IT’S CLASSIFIED

Just because the items in these classified ads are free doesn’t mean they’re worth it:

• Free: Piano with matching bench seat, very good condition, all keys work probably

Source: Gettysburg Area Merchandiser

• Free: 5 kitchen drawers, all matching naughty pine fronts

Source: Topeka Capital-Journal

• Free Vain Screening

Source: Boston Globe

• Free rent in exchange for elderly woman

Source: 11points.com

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The Scale of The Situation

We were stocking up on 
green beans at the farmers’ market when we asked the young girl 
helping us for 15 pounds’ worth.

“I can only sell you ten pounds of beans,” she said.

“Why?” I asked.

“Because my scale only goes up to ten pounds.”

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Department of Manic Voices

The DMV was as crowded and noisy as ever. When I finally got to the 
window, I asked the clerk, “Does the never-ending line of loud people ever drive you crazy?”
She shook her head. “We call it job security.”

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That's Not How it Works, Dad.

Dad rarely dresses up, so when he left the bedroom decked out in a suit and tie, he wanted to commemorate the moment. Handing me a camera, he asked, “Mind taking a selfie of me?”

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Yo Quiero a Clean Criminal Record

Scene: Me driving by a Taco Bell.

Sign: Now Hiring Managers.

[Two weeks later …]

Sign: Now Hiring Managers. Background Checks Required.

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Our Office Needs a 3D Printer

Our boss asked the new mail-room guy to make three copies of 
an office key. The guy returned ten minutes later with the copies … which he’d made on the Xerox machine.

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Shane. My Office. Now.

Shane works in the deli department of a large supermarket chain, where he often finds himself in trouble. Just look at the notes management has supposedly written to him:

“Shane, stop putting Some 
Assembly Required stickers on 
the eight-piece chickens.”

“Shane, any free samples you 
give must come from the deli, not electronics.”

“Shane, when a customer asks where to find a product, give them an aisle number, not directions to 
Albertsons.”

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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


Merry Christmas Eve to all. christmas


I work early, and get off early today, which is good because I'm a last minute wisher. As soon as I'm off I've gotta rush home and finish my wish list and get it emailed to Santa before the 6:00pm deadline.


Speaking of deadlines, mine is fast approaching for being in bed.


Have a happy day everyone.


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Thumping Christmas Eve Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1046901
12/23/15 08:38 PM
12/23/15 08:38 PM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Have a fantastic Christmas Eve Joe and all who follow. wave12

I also have to work early, so I'm off to sleep now. After that, I get a three day weekend. happydance12

Hope everyone has a terrific Thursday. tree

christmas


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Thumping Christmas Eve Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1046905
12/23/15 08:48 PM
12/23/15 08:48 PM
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Massachusetts
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Happy Christmas Eve Joe, venus and everyone who follows us here in the diner. tree christmas


Just do it.
Re: Thumping Christmas Eve Diner [Re: Midge] #1046912
12/23/15 09:21 PM
12/23/15 09:21 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Bring on Santa yay12 santadance

christmas


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Thumping Christmas Eve Diner [Re: Space Quest Fan] #1046915
12/23/15 09:39 PM
12/23/15 09:39 PM
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Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
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Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
christmas Eve To all Boomers tree I hope santadance is good to you all!! santa


I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

Sue
Re: Thumping Christmas Eve Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1046931
12/24/15 12:48 AM
12/24/15 12:48 AM
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In the Naughty Corner
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In the Naughty Corner
Merry Christmas Eve Everyone! Just got home from celebrating Christmas with my son in the city and Merlin decided it was a good idea to pee all over my bed. :( Tired and have a lot of laundry to do before I sleep.

Have a happy day all!

Ana wave12


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Thumping Christmas Eve Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1046950
12/24/15 04:07 AM
12/24/15 04:07 AM
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Marlborough USA
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tree Good morning everyone and a happy Christmas Eve day! Coffee and tea along with hot chocolate are ready. Enjoy a beautiful tree day!


Gerry
Re: Thumping Christmas Eve Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1046962
12/24/15 06:27 AM
12/24/15 06:27 AM
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winter springs fl.
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christmas Good morning everyone. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Christmas Eve. tree Danish, Bacon Sandwiches, Christmas Cookies, and Fruit Cake in the NC. santadance


Connie
Re: Thumping Christmas Eve Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1046967
12/24/15 07:29 AM
12/24/15 07:29 AM
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Massachusetts
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christmas to ALL Boomers everywhere! tree


Gail
Re: Thumping Christmas Eve Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1046973
12/24/15 09:40 AM
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christmasto all of you. tree


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Thumping Christmas Eve Diner [Re: Haroula] #1046983
12/24/15 11:08 AM
12/24/15 11:08 AM
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Southern California
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wave12 Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers and hope you have a Thumping Christmas Eve Diner!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

christmas

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: Thumping Christmas Eve Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1046990
12/24/15 11:28 AM
12/24/15 11:28 AM
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northern Wisconsin
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Merry Christmas Eve everybody!!!! tree

Son-in-law will come home today after they get the house set up for him!!! happydance12

May you all have a very lovely Christmas Eve Day!!!!!

christmas
Nan

Re: Thumping Christmas Eve Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1046991
12/24/15 11:43 AM
12/24/15 11:43 AM
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Lexington, Texas
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Merry Christmas Eve and Merry Christmas tomorrow. Cold foggy dull day but just now Ms Sun is shining through and kits starting to peek out the door. Come on warm sun and kits will venture out -yippee. I warmed up some Gardien chicken fingers for breakfast and in ein augenblich Maura was looking them over but decided not to mess with big M's food. Now real chicken would have been a different ending.

Woke up today with a raging backache -Oy the pain!!!! It will be an aspirin and heating pad day. You can wrap the pad around your waist and attach an extension cord and at least move about the kitchen. It looks funny but............

Happy Thursday and everybody wake up bright and early tomorrow


I wish I were a cat and belonged to me ~ My Aunt Helen Mary Rose
Re: Thumping Christmas Eve Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1047002
12/24/15 12:39 PM
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christmas to all my fellow Boomers. May we all find the Joy, Love and Peace that Christmas represents and not lose sight of the true meaning of Christmas.

Last edited by Terri824; 12/24/15 12:40 PM.

When you live in the past, it costs you the present.
Re: Thumping Christmas Eve Diner [Re: venus] #1047003
12/24/15 12:44 PM
12/24/15 12:44 PM
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Washington In the Wet corner
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christmasBoom Boom buddies santadance yay12

May you all have a very Merry Christmas & Happy new year presents12


Its SNOWING here!! Yee haw!!!!


"Horses are smart"

"You never heard of a Horse going broke"
betting on Humans~ Will Rogers~
Thumping Christmas Eve Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1047027
12/24/15 02:38 PM
12/24/15 02:38 PM
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Alabama
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christmas

Merry Christmas Eve to all reindeer

tree


Dan
To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music
Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Thumping Christmas Eve Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1047038
12/24/15 03:22 PM
12/24/15 03:22 PM
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Alabama
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Thumping Good Thursday and Merry Christmas Eve happydance12 reindeer


Wow, been a busy day and there is more to do! Ugly day out there...raining, grey, hot. I suspect we are still in tornado watch territory. Supposed to be hotter yet tomorrow.

Nan, that is super news. So glad SIL will be home for Christmas.

Yankee, sorry your back is owie! I'd kill myself walking around the kitchen attached to something.

christmas


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Thumping Christmas Eve Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1047039
12/24/15 03:26 PM
12/24/15 03:26 PM
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Lexington, Texas
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Yeah L4L and you'd laugh your head off if you saw me but it kinda works. Ahhhhhhhh!!! relief


I wish I were a cat and belonged to me ~ My Aunt Helen Mary Rose
Re: Thumping Christmas Eve Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1047042
12/24/15 03:47 PM
12/24/15 03:47 PM
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I'm glad it's working for you. I'd faceplant by tripping on the cord rotfl12


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Thumping Christmas Eve Diner [Re: looney4labs] #1047046
12/24/15 04:02 PM
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Good afternoon Boomers.

christmas holidays


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Thumping Christmas Eve Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1047069
12/24/15 09:41 PM
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Alabama
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Afternoon, Space. You ready for the day?

Hubby is doing the last minute wrapping. I'm heading up for a bath and bed. Sweet dreams all sleep12


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Thumping Christmas Eve Diner [Re: looney4labs] #1047083
12/25/15 12:40 AM
12/25/15 12:40 AM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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I'm good to go looney.

Good night Boomers. wave12


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
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