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Corny jokes. #1068620
05/30/16 02:23 AM
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-1. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? c-- a------e

-2. What disease do you get when you decorate for Christmas? t--------s

-3. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? too many c------s

-4. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? t-- t-----s

-5. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? all of the f--- l---

-6. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was t-- t----

-7. What did the duck say to the bartender? p-- it on -- ----

-8. How does a squid go into battle? w--- a---d

-9. What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? a b----

10. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? r-----y

lol

Last edited by curly; 05/30/16 10:06 AM.

My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep. I said "40"
Re: Corny jokes. [Re: curly] #1068622
05/30/16 02:33 AM
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4. ten tickles, as documented in this Public Service Announcement. smile


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Re: Corny jokes. [Re: curly] #1068623
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Re: Corny jokes. [Re: curly] #1068624
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Thanks. I enjoyed that Bob.


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Re: Corny jokes. [Re: curly] #1068625
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2. Tinsilitis lol Good morning Curly wave thumbsup

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Re: Corny jokes. [Re: curly] #1068632
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Re: Corny jokes. [Re: curly] #1068634
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Re: Corny jokes. [Re: curly] #1068636
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Morning all. Merci.


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Re: Corny jokes. [Re: curly] #1068637
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Re: Corny jokes. [Re: curly] #1068642
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Thanks Joan.


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Re: Corny jokes. [Re: curly] #1068650
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Morning, merci.


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Re: Corny jokes. [Re: curly] #1068661
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Thanks.


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