If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
~Abraham Lincoln~
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ears.
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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.
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Why did the blonde put water on her computer? To wash the Windows.
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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant.
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A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, It got cold so I turned off the fan.
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How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
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How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair? When she trips over the cordless phone.
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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine.
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A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig. The man asks, "Where did you get her?" The pig answers, "I won her at the fair."
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Three blondes girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, "Look, it's deer tracks." The second one said, "No, it's wolf tracks" and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train.
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What's a blondes idea of safe sex? Lock the car doors.
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What do you call a really smart blonde? A golden retriever.
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What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
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What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
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How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
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What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.
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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.
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I got a compliment on my driving today said a blonde to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.
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Good morning everyboomie.

It rained here again today. All day long. I managed to find a slow spot in the rain long enough to take Missy to the park, but we still got wet from a heavy mist.

Heavy mist....
Anyway it's water water everywhere, and I'm getting all antsy to check out the sod farm. It won't be long before it's all covered in grass again.
The creek will be too high and too muddy for a several days to even think about looking there.

I haven't been to the creek in so long I've forgotten how to get there.

First things first. It's Sunday and you know what that means right?

SOCCER!!!!! Oops, I mean
FOOTBALL! 
Have a happy day everyone.
joe