Uh-oh, I guess I poked that penguin one too many times!

Golly, golly gosh. I haven't ignored this post for days. I'm way behind in my ignoring. Are there any ignoring updates that I can download in order to catch up?

Psssst. Actually, I'm not really here ignoring. I'm escaping from the Trading Post which has really heated up and I have no fireproof clothing to keep me from spontaneously combusting if I go there again. Maintain caution if you plan to visit there.

tuesday next

Tuesday, you can download the patch at ignorethisthread.com

Huh?! this thread now has patches?!

Ana

Ignoring this thread, whilst donning asbestos coveralls to visit trading post.

Mike

Huh? What?
This wasn't here when I went to sleep...Has it really been so long?
Better go back to

Marta Van Winkle

P.S. Where do I apply to the Order?

Ya'll remember this site I posted about a few years ago? Well it appears it's needed badly by some of you.

http://www.bored.com/

Bored??? Us?? Not possible. We are all quite busy and productive in the subtle and difficult art of ignoring--You know, some folks actually have degrees in this

and sashes!

That is a very good site, though. I've been there a few times before. Too busy ignoring threads and other textiles right now

Since I first started ignoring this thread I find I have less time on my hands to do the things I shouldn't be ignoring. Somehow, this doesn't quite make sense.

But, it is a lot of fun--so who cares if it makes sense

Just checkin..

I think we're all getting older ignoring this thread. But it's not my fault. I was out of town at the time. But I'm back now....ignoring AGAIN!

Aahh, Friday night, youngest settled in with cartoons, middle home from basketball practice, oldest at the Jr. High "Valentines" dance. I can finally relax and ignore for a while. "Calgon take me away."

OHMYGAWD, what a fun thread! I mean it could be if it were here, really!

Who could have imagined how much fun we can all have when we aren't even here--maybe it is all the function of some sort of physical displacement--and we are all really here, but then again, we're not ---du woooo weeeeee

Hello. I just wanted to be hit number 4401
to ignore this post.

Whoa, what have I missed. I can't believe I missed all of this. I still haven't read it all, don't have time right now. Whew, when I start reading this I better put on my running shoes and grab my bottle of water (?). Gotta go fix lunch right now. (I'd rather read this, but hubby says he is hungry and since he vacuumed the house, I guess I better get busy.
Bye.
Bets

Bets, don't read, ignore.

Mike

Oh my gawd, I can't believe that I have ignored 20 pages. I just wiped out part of my afternoon. Sigh! I gotta go back and try the penguin thingy, but first I need to put on my penguin tee shirt. They are holding flutes. Do you think that will help me? But I won't get an answer because everyone is ignoring this. Oh yeah!
Bets

Did you say something Bets??

Not here - still ignoring and still have my #2 pencil on hold

Syd, is the pencil shaped like a pitchfork?

Mike