One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.

~Andy Rooney~
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Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?

A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer

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Q: What do you call a snowman with a six pack?

A: An abdominal snowman

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Q: How does a snowman get to work?

A: By icicle

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Q: What do snowmen call their offspring?

A: Chill-dren

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Q. What's St. Nicholas's favorite measurement in the metric system?

A. The Santameter!

By Briana, age 7

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Q. Where do Christmas plants go when they want to become movie stars?

A. Holly-wood!

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Q. How do Christmas angels greet each other?

A. "Halo!"

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Q. What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?

A. Santa Klutz!

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Q. Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?

A. RUDE-olph, of course!

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People act like the North Pole and the South Pole are exactly the same, but really, there’s a whole world of difference between them.

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Q. What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?

A. "'Tis the season to be jelly!"

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Q. What’s a sheep’s favorite Christmas song?

A. “Fleece Navidad”!

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Q. What'sa dogs favorite Christmas song?

A. "Fleece on my dog."

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Q. What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime?

A. “Season’s bleatings!”

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Q. What's Santa Claus's favorite type of potato chip?

A. Crisp Pringles!

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Q. What’s Jack Frost’s favorite part of the school day?

A. Snow and tell.

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Q. Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?

A. Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!

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Q. What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed?

A. Cookie sheets!

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Q. What do you call an outlaw who steals gift wrapping from the rich to give to the poor?

A. Ribbon Hood.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A. A pineapple!

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Q. How is the alphabet different on Christmas from every other day?

A. There’s Noel!

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Good morning everyboomie.


Running a little late tonight, but hey, the title is Monday Joe's not Sunday night Joe's


So it's Monday huh?


I anticipate a busy week of shopping,and prepping forcompany.


If I find any spare time in there, I may make a trip to the creek. I know we had some flash flooding during our deluge. Maybe something pointy got washed up for me to find.


Whatever your week holds,I hope you stay warm and safe and happy.


joe

Hey Ho Joe...WOOT for your sunshine on Saturday and found a point on top of that. I hope you and Family enjoyed football yesterday...best wishes in getting ready for your guest

Hey Venus...back to work today? Hope practice was fruitful and gaming FUN! Yes, I get time off and can take additional days over the holidays.

Good morning Ana, yes got the chance to explore the Monterey Bay Aqurium. Be sure to program in some breaks during your 26-day-straight-stint!

Good morning Gerry and Connie; how about a tall dark roast this morning Gerry

Hey Gimli...it's so good to see you again. I think I had too much bubbly yesterday

L4L

Moanday Monday everybody

Joe, I bet you can't wait for your company! Good luck if you go out head hunting!

soot, some days are long, some are short so they will even out! I'm glad you got to visit the aquarium!

Have a great day all! The weekend went way too fast!

Ana

getting my check cash, and going to bridge.

Hope you find something pointy, Joe!

Soot, nope, I don't go back to work until Thursday, and then I have 5 more days off after that. Luckily, they're all paid days, except for the weekends and Christmas, so things are great right now. Glad you've been able to get some time off as well! That's great that you enjoyed the aquarium. It looks like a lot of fun.

Ana, yes, I'm on vacation, and I'm enjoying it very much, thanks. Glad your days will even out, and hope you're having fun with the animals. Hope you had a terrific birthday as well!

Enjoy your game, family.

It's Sunday night, and I'm off to sleep. I'm going out with my friend tomorrow! I haven't seen her in a long time, so it should be a lot of fun.

Have a great Monday, everyone.

Good Morning and Happy Monday Joe, soot, Ana, family, venus and everyone! Joe hope you get to the creek! Soot as always your tall dark roast coffee is freshly brewed for you! Ana glad you had a Happy Birthday! Family enjoy your day. Venus how nice you get all that time off for the holidays! Coffee, tea, and hot chocolate are ready.
Wishing everyone a Great Monday!

Good morning everyone, have a Lovely Monday. No Bingo or meeting for me today, as I woke up with Vertigo yesterday and it's still with me today. I sure hope it leaves quickly, as doing things are difficult. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC.

Good Monday morning to you all!

Hi Soot - it feels good, the "returning to the fold"! Glad you made it home safely. I have been in the Monterey Aquarium once. Stunning!

Hi everybody. Not only soot, also I had a bit much bubbly yesterday. Feeling under the weather...

Take care! Thanks for all the yummy in the corner.

Magnificent Monday ya'll

Having a busy-ish day. Getting ready to get ready to go to daughter's in CO. Hubby will drive me so I don't have to mess with the airlines. Just have to hope the weather cooperates. Since he's driving me, we will take advantage of his Christmas time off. We are hoping to leave on the 23rd, but that could change. Nice thing about driving vs flying is being flexible.

Good night, everyone.