People always ask me how long 
it takes to do my hair. I don’t know. I’m never there.

~Dolly Parton~
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Funny Notices in Hotels

In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.

Customers are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 am daily.

Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

English well speaking.

We take your bags and send them in all direction.

The elevator is being fixed for the next day.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In the lift:

Do not enter the elevator backwards, and only when lit up.

To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor.


Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing please not
to read notice.

Please to bathe inside the tub.

Please leave your values at the front desk.

You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is
suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

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Funny Notices In the Bar:

Special cocktails: For the ladies with nuts.

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

Special today - no ice cream.

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Funny Holiday Notices In the Hotel Shop

For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.

If this is your first visit to Tokyo, you are welcome to it.

Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

Specialist in women and other diseases.

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Funny Notices In the Hotel Grounds

Stop. Drive sideways.

Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, please give it to the guard on duty.

A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.

Ladies, please leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

Take one of our horse-driven tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.

Would you like to ride on your own ass?

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Bizarre Items Left in Hotel Rooms

An international hotel chain has released information about the bizarre items left in hotel rooms. During 2009 this amounted to the value of some £750,000 [approx. $1,200,00 USD].

Items included:

A monk's habit
£3,000 [$5,000 USD] engagement ring
A false eye
An artificial leg
A blow up sheep
Several leather whips
Several expensive leather jackets
8 posters of Jonathan Ross [a broadcaster in the UK]
An inflatable sumo wrestler

Other hotel chains include the following in their 'left behind' lists:

Mobile phone chargers
Children's playpen
Pool and snooker cues
Keys to a Ferrari
A portable poker table
A wedding dress
False teeth
A mini fridge filled with pickled asparagus
A £2000 Rolex watch [approx.$3,000 USD]
Several false teeth
A case of cigars

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True Nightmare Holiday

Peter Allen and Rachel Burden asked their listeners to the Radio 5 live 'Drive' programme to send in the worst holiday beginnings that they had experienced. This followed the horrific example of when a plane was flying with holiday makers to Egypt when it had to put down in Brindisi, Southern Italy as the pilot had found a note declaring that there was a bomb on board. This he passed this information on to the passengers. An horrific start to their vacation.

These five other snippets were sent into the program:

'I arrived in Cuba 2 hours before a hurricane.'

I spent 3 hours in a traffic jam on the M6 between junctions 15 and 16.'

'My girl friend of 3 years told me our relationship was over as we got off the plane in Barbados.'

'We were traveling to Toronto, Canada while all our luggage was sent to Toronto, Italy.'


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Good morning everyboomie.


Welcome to the super diner!


Fortunately I found a site that showed all of the Super Bowl commercials, so I don't have to watch the game.


I'm sure I will watch it anyway just to see if the hex I put on New England works.


Sorry Midgie.


Well Ana I guess you saw that we will have an early Spring. Just remember though that Phil is only correct 38% of the time.


Missy and I went to the sod farm today. It was very overcast and the temperature was just right. We walked around for 3 hours and all I found was a couple of scrapers.


Ok, have a super day everyone.


joe

watching the super bowl.

Joe, I'm surprised you won't be glued to the game. So you are less a fan of football as you are a fan of Cowboys?
It went to 50 degrees today! Nearly 80 degrees higher than the other day! OMG! That's an insane swing!

WE hiked all day yesterday and had a blast! The icefalls and eagles were amazing as always!

Have a happy day all!

Ana

Good Morning Joe, family, Ana and everyone. Joe at least you had a nice day out with Missy. Family enjoy the game! Ana sounds like you had a wonderful day! Coffee, tea and hot chocolate are ready. I'll be watching the kitten Bowl Sunday afternoon!
Have a Great Sunday everyone!

Good morning Super Sunday Joe,

thanks for the laughs just hearing about your walk with Missy sounds wonderfully bliss...i'm glad you both enjoyed yourselves.

Ana it's good you've had a good time with other people hiking good on you ...now relax happy gaming


family put your feet and I truly you enjoy the SuperBowl.

Kaki's Sister have a yummy break with tea & coffee to - have fun watching the kitten SuperBowl.

I had unexpected family visting yesterday so i'm getting more relax comp time today..as yesterday was awkward.

Take care all

Glad you had a great time with Missy, Joe.

Have fun, family.

Sounds like you had a fantastic day, Ana! Glad the weather was nice for you as well.

Gerry, I looked up Kitten Bowl, and it looks so cute! Hope you enjoy it!

Hope you get the relaxing computer time you wanted today, Taintedfury. Do you have any games lined up to play?

It's Saturday night, and I'm off to sleep. I'm hoping to finally get some gaming time in tomorrow, in between practicing and arranging my schedule for the week. I was also able to switch Saga and Isis around for a little while today, so they could each be in each other's spaces. They are still not ready to be together, though. When Saga came back out of Isis's room, they were equally terrified of one another. I've never seen Saga scared like that; she was always the confident, alpha kitty around Jupiter, and Isis is almost as tiny. Hopefully, they'll get along eventually, but they're not there yet.

Have a great Sunday, everyone.

Good Morning Taintedfury and venus. Taintedfury hope you have a better day today. Venus I'm sure Saga and Isis will eventually get to tolerate each other. Girl kitties all seem to want to be "your only kitty" but they can learn to get along. Sounds like you are doing the intro the right way and giving them plenty of time to adjust. My cats liked watching the Kitten Bowl on the Hallmark channel too!
Wishing everyone a great Day

Good morning everyone, have a Super Sunday. Breakfast out today. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, Sausage, and French Toast in the NC.

Hope you all have a great day

Hey Ho Joe ... what site has all the commercials? I don't know that we'll ever have the commercials we used to have

Family, you and me both are watching the Super Bowl

Gerry...can I get a coffee in the NC with a Danish from Connie

Ana...so glad it warmed up for you

Oh my TaintedFury...awkward is so just that, hope today is a break from then

Venus, will keep Isis and Saga in my thoughts...have fun gaming

L4L

It's Super Bowl Sunday

Music, wrapping up weekend chores and projects, some gaming, maybe a nap and relaxation

Wishing you all a Super (Bowl) Sunday

Gerry, Jupiter wanted to be the only kitty, too, so it's not just girls that do this. Thanks, I hope so, and hope the slow introduction will work out in the end! That's so cute that your cats liked to watch the Kitten Bowl. Hope you have a great time with it today!

Thanks for the delicious food, Connie. I'm full now.

Have a great day also, L4L.

Thanks, soot! Sounds like you have a really nice Sunday planned.

I finally finished rearranging my schedule. I had to contact my manager because she had two resets on the same day back to back, and they are half an hour away from each other. And I haven't mastered the power of teleportation just yet. So luckily, one is planned for tomorrow now, and the other one remains in its original spot on Thursday. It's going to be a crazy week. Now I can finally get some gaming in before I practice.

Super Bowl Commercials


There you go Soot.


joe

Thanks, Joe

Hi Gang! GO PATS! How is everyone? I'm still here. Just doing other things but I had to check in today. What a game!

Midgie

Good night, everyone.