Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain.
~ Unknown~
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Why don't they galvanize ships?
Because that would make them zinc.
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My parents always brought me up to believe the sky's the limit.
Which was a shame because I wanted to be an astronaut.
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The local band stand was struck by lightening yesterday while the band was playing.
Only the conductor was hit.
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Two blood cells met and fell in love.
Alas it was all in vein.
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Did you hear about the urologist who became an aerospace engineer?
He developed an incontinental ballistic missile.
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The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.
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I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
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Breeders of lab science animals are part of the rat race.
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Geology rocks!
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I've been trying to think of an electrical pun but now my head Hertz.
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If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up together, would they be alloys?
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AU.
Wanna hear a pun about gold?
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I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
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The cost of the space program is astronomical.
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Air resistance is a real drag.
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Organ donors really put their heart into it.
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You know what's cool about chemistry?
Endothermic reactions.
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Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?
Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.
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Do you find bone puns humerus?
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Who brings colorful eggs to chemist's kids every spring?
The Ether Bunny.
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What do you call an acid with attitude?
A meano-acid.
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Books on helium are so hard to put down.
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It's getting hard to zinc of new science puns because so many of them argon.
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Organic chemistry is really hard.
Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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Good morning everyboomie and welcome to the weekend!
I hope you all fully enjoyed the science jokes and puns.
We have had some very cool, but sunny and nice days here for a couple of days.
Today I walked about 5 miles. I made two trips around the park with Missy, and then walked for an hour on my treadmill, and took Missy for another half mile walk around the neighborhood.
I kinda feel like a hamster .
I'm really hungry now, so I think I'll wish you all a super happy Saturday and go get me a bite to eat.
Chow....
joe