Funny Puns. Aug. 11
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"I have a split personality," said Tom, b---- F----.
Last edited by curly; 08/18/20 11:17 AM.
“I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.”
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Re: Funny Puns. Aug. 11
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Clue: I changed the f to F.
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Re: Funny Puns. Aug. 11
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Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a
F---- ---.
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Re: Funny Puns. Aug. 11
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A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it's r-------.
“I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.”
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Re: Funny Puns. Aug. 11
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My ex-wife still misses me. But her --- is starting to I------!
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Re: Funny Puns. Aug. 11
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My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I told him, “My d--- is a----- ----”.
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Re: Funny Puns. Aug. 11
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A chicken crossing the road is p------ in m-----.
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Re: Funny Puns. Aug. 11
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Last edited by Lex; 08/14/20 12:56 AM.
Life is what happens while you're making other plans.
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Re: Funny Puns. Aug. 11
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I always liked that song. Merci Kev.
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Re: Funny Puns. Aug. 11
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I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats.
P------- are going through the roof.
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