Oldies but goodies
-1. What was the witch’s favorite subject in school?
-2. What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
-3. What group game is a favorite of ghosts?
-4. Why are there fences around cemeteries?
-5. Why are vampires like false teeth?
-6. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? t---'-- a----- t---'ll f-- o-- t-- h-----
-7. What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up
payments to his exorcist?
-8. How do canine scavengers in Africa find their way in the dark?
-9. Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
-10. Why do male ghosts have so much trouble dating? w---- c-- s-- r---- t------ t---
-11. Why did the vampire give his girlfriend a blood test? t- s-- i- s-- w-- h-- t---
-12. Which monster really loves dance music?
-13. Why does Frankenstein love good riddles?
-14. What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
-15. Why did the ghost cross the road?
-16. Why do mummies make excellent spies?