1. Why did the bread break up with margarine?
Because he found a b----- l----.
-2. What should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go straight for the j------.
-3. Why should you never tell a taco a secret?
Because they tend to s---- the b----.
-4. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same m----- n---.
-5. I had a neck brace fitted many years ago and since then, I’ve never l----- b---.
-6. What did the buck tell the doe? I love you --e-.
-7. What do you call a locksmith in a bad mood? A c---- --y.
-8. The calf ask the cow "why did you tell me to go to bed"?
Because it's p------ bed time.
-9. How do lightbulbs send messages? By l--- p---s.
-10. How do you help a baker in need? With a d---- n----n