Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
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10/04/21 09:45 AM
10/04/21 09:45 AM
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soot
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Cell phone ringing...
Hello?
Hi sweetheart, how are you and the kids?
Oh, hello John, we are fine, how about you?
Doing great, taking my lunch break in fact.
Oh that's nice, I know you like to get a way from the office when you can.
Say sweetie, did the kids help you make my lunch today?
Dan ... To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1257750
10/04/21 05:44 PM
10/04/21 05:44 PM
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Joined: May 2006
Posts: 3,632 Indiana
ScarletDragon
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Indiana
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Vowing to set the alarm 15 minutes earlier on the mornings she needs to make her lunch, Jill hopes to avoid the embarrassment of biting into the plastic cheese wrapper again.
(You laugh, but I have actually done this before. I have also forgotten to peel off the little piece of paper that keeps the cheese slices separated. It's really embarrassing if anybody is watching you when you take the first bite.)
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons ... for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup.
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1258094
10/09/21 11:18 AM
10/09/21 11:18 AM
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Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 21,885 Bucks, England
Urban Worrier
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True Blue Boomer
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"Plastic is fine, no problem. But WHITE BREAD ??"
To waste one second of one's life is a betrayal of one's self. I wonder what's on television...?
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
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10/09/21 11:54 PM
10/09/21 11:54 PM
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Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 11,634 The Garden State
LadyKestrel
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This was my husband's idea of a marriage proposal. Attached was a card that said, "Won't chew be mine forever?" Unfortunately, my engagement ring was wedged in the sandwich, and I didn't realize it until after I had swallowed. I'm not sure why, but I married him anyway... after my surgery.
“Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.” -Bill Watterson
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1258272
10/11/21 12:44 PM
10/11/21 12:44 PM
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Joined: Apr 2001
Posts: 3,029 Indiana
Demosthenes
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My mother still apologizes for the time she made a more-plastic-than-usual cheese sandwich for me, and I was younger then than my daughter is now. So I think it's appropriate if I go with the entry that is not just the funniest, but also the closest to my heart, which would be: "Plastic is fine, no problem. But WHITE BREAD ??" Congratulations, Urban Worrier!
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Re: Squiggle - Winner is Urban Worrier!
[Re: Lex]
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10/11/21 03:18 PM
10/11/21 03:18 PM
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Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 34,373 United Kingdom
Mad
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Sonic Boomer
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Yoo - Hoo Urban Worrier !!!! 👍👍👍
Time : The Most Precious Commodity
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