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Jokes. June 17 #1275294
06/17/22 01:33 AM
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-1. Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
Because they are ----- dogs.

-2. Why did the baker stop making donuts?
He got tired of the ---l- thing.

-3. Why did the students eat their homework?
The teacher said it was a p---- of c---.

-4. Did you hear about the nervous javelin thrower?
His name is S---- s----.

-5. Why did the ninja stay in bed?
He had k--- f--.

6. What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?
A b----- ---.

-7. What do you give a horse with a bad cold?
Some c---- s------.

-8. What did the rope say when it got tangled up.
Oh no! --o- again.

-9. What do you call a pig who does karate?
A p--- c---.

-10. Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a ----b---.
rotfl

Last edited by curly; 06/18/22 01:33 AM.

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Re: Jokes. June 17 [Re: curly] #1275295
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1. Watch (dogs) smile - Hi Curly, have a great weekend wave

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Re: Jokes. June 17 [Re: curly] #1275296
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Good one Bernie.


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Re: Jokes. June 17 [Re: curly] #1275297
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Happy weekend curly!

Re: Jokes. June 17 [Re: curly] #1275299
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Re: Jokes. June 17 [Re: curly] #1275300
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Good ones.


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Re: Jokes. June 17 [Re: curly] #1275301
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Re: Jokes. June 17 [Re: curly] #1275302
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Merci michele.


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Re: Jokes. June 17 [Re: curly] #1275303
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Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: Jokes. June 17 [Re: curly] #1275306
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Re: Jokes. June 17 [Re: curly] #1275308
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Yes.


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Re: Jokes. June 17 [Re: curly] #1275309
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Re: Jokes. June 17 [Re: curly] #1275312
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Merci.


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Re: Jokes. June 17 [Re: curly] #1275316
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Re: Jokes. June 17 [Re: curly] #1275317
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Thanks LK.


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Re: Jokes. June 17 [Re: curly] #1275322
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Re: Jokes. June 17 [Re: curly] #1275323
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I'm looking for two words Mad. Try again.


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Re: Jokes. June 17 [Re: curly] #1275327
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For #6, is the second word supposed to be five letters?

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oops I was abbreviating Barberque - but that isn't two words .... Sorry shocked


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Re: Jokes. June 17 [Re: curly] #1275338
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I was thinking 'barber queue'. smile

Re: Jokes. June 17 [Re: curly] #1275344
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The answer is barber cue. Thanks.


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Re: Jokes. June 17 [Re: curly] #1275359
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Thank you, Curly !! lol


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