Authorities
#1355991
11/10/25 04:00 PM
11/10/25 04:00 PM
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Joined: Aug 2000
Posts: 54,177 Northern NY
Pandora
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Sonic Boomer
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OP
Sonic Boomer
Joined: Aug 2000
Posts: 54,177
Northern NY
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Can you match these book titles with their punny authors? Please explain your answers.
-1. The Mammoth -2. Tornado Beginnings -3. Transportation Options -4. Kidding Around -5. Luxury Car Ownership -6. Beginning Tennis Players' Guide -7. Custom Clothing -8. Quick Side Dishes -9. How to Gain Respect -10. How I Won a Marathon
-a. Ernest Eame -b. Royce Arronie -c. Alexis Perchass -d. Abby Hemuth -e. Shirley Yugeste -f. Randy Hoelwai -g. Taylor Mayde -h. Courtney O'Fites -i. Gustave Winned -j. Lisa Carre
People use the word Congrats because they can't spell congrajlashins
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Re: Authorities
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#1355992
11/10/25 04:34 PM
11/10/25 04:34 PM
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Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 36,296 United Kingdom
Mad
Sonic Boomer
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Sonic Boomer
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 36,296
United Kingdom
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5 + b ??
Another of my mad guesses !! 😬
Time : The Most Precious Commodity
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Re: Authorities
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#1356003
11/10/25 05:18 PM
11/10/25 05:18 PM
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Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 41,854 Alabama
soot
Puzzled Moderator
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Puzzled Moderator
Sonic Boomer
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 41,854
Alabama
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5 - C 5. Luxury Car Ownership c. Alexis Perchass A Lexis (was) purchased 
Dan
To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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Re: Authorities
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#1356005
11/10/25 05:23 PM
11/10/25 05:23 PM
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Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 23,050 Chicago
oldbroad
True Blue Boomer
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True Blue Boomer
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 23,050
Chicago
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10. How I Won a Marathon f. Randy Hoelwai 10F (ran the whole way) 
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Re: Authorities
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#1356011
11/10/25 06:19 PM
11/10/25 06:19 PM
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Joined: May 2020
Posts: 1,265 Stockholm
Fogfighter
Addicted Boomer
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Addicted Boomer
Joined: May 2020
Posts: 1,265
Stockholm
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2. Tornado Beginnings  i. Gustave Winned (gust of wind)
Last edited by Fogfighter; 11/10/25 06:20 PM.
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Re: Authorities
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#1356012
11/10/25 06:19 PM
11/10/25 06:19 PM
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Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 31,756 Unionville
manxman
Sonic Boomer
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Sonic Boomer
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 31,756
Unionville
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8b. Rice-a-Roni Quick side dishes 
Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
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Re: Authorities
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#1356019
11/10/25 08:00 PM
11/10/25 08:00 PM
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Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 12,189 The Garden State
LadyKestrel
Adept Boomer
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Adept Boomer
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 12,189
The Garden State
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9. How to Gain Respect + a. Ernest Eame = Earn esteem
Right now my dream job would be driving a Zamboni over ice.
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