Authorities
#1355991
11/10/25 03:00 PM
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Posts: 53,959
Upstate NY
Pandora
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Sonic Boomer
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OP
Sonic Boomer
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Posts: 53,959
Upstate NY
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Can you match these book titles with their punny authors? Please explain your answers.
-1. The Mammoth
-2. Tornado Beginnings
-3. Transportation Options
-4. Kidding Around
-5. Luxury Car Ownership
-6. Beginning Tennis Players' Guide
-7. Custom Clothing
-8. Quick Side Dishes
-9. How to Gain Respect
-10. How I Won a Marathon
-a. Ernest Eame
-b. Royce Arronie
-c. Alexis Perchass
-d. Abby Hemuth
-e. Shirley Yugeste
-f. Randy Hoelwai
-g. Taylor Mayde
-h. Courtney O'Fites
-i. Gustave Winned
-j. Lisa Carre
People use the word Congrats because they can't spell congrajlashins
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Re: Authorities
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#1355992
11/10/25 03:34 PM
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Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 35,959
United Kingdom
Mad
Sonic Boomer
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Sonic Boomer
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United Kingdom
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5 + b ??
Another of my mad guesses !! 😬
Time : The Most Precious Commodity
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Re: Authorities
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#1356003
11/10/25 04:18 PM
11/10/25 04:18 PM
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Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 41,369
Alabama
soot
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Puzzled Moderator
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Alabama
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5 - C 5. Luxury Car Ownership c. Alexis Perchass A Lexis (was) purchased 
Dan
To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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Re: Authorities
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#1356005
11/10/25 04:23 PM
11/10/25 04:23 PM
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Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 22,264
Chicago
oldbroad
True Blue Boomer
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True Blue Boomer
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Chicago
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10. How I Won a Marathon f. Randy Hoelwai 10F (ran the whole way) 
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Re: Authorities
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#1356011
11/10/25 05:19 PM
11/10/25 05:19 PM
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Posts: 1,156
Stockholm
Fogfighter
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Stockholm
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2. Tornado Beginnings i. Gustave Winned (gust of wind)
Last edited by Fogfighter; 11/10/25 05:20 PM.
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Re: Authorities
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#1356012
11/10/25 05:19 PM
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Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 31,449
Unionville
manxman
Sonic Boomer
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Sonic Boomer
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Unionville
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8b. Rice-a-Roni Quick side dishes 
Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
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Re: Authorities
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#1356019
11/10/25 07:00 PM
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Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 12,114
The Garden State
LadyKestrel
Adept Boomer
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Adept Boomer
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 12,114
The Garden State
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9. How to Gain Respect + a. Ernest Eame = Earn esteem
Life: Adventures guaranteed. Instructions not included.
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Re: Authorities
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#1356023
11/11/25 01:41 AM
11/11/25 01:41 AM
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Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 49,806
Ottawa Ontario CANADA
curly
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Sonic Boomer
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Ottawa Ontario CANADA
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3. Transportation Options + j. Lisa Carre = Lease a car
“I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.”
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