1. What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal?
One is breaking the law, and the other is a ---- ----.
2. What’s the difference between the United States and a thumb drive?
One is the USA, and the other is a ---.
3. What’s the difference between an envelope and a flagpole?
It’s OK to lick an envelope when it’s ----.
4. What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a dog?
Santa wears a ----, and a dog just ----s.
5. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer ------s more.
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