-1. What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal?
One is breaking the law, and the other is a ---- ----.

2. What’s the difference between the United States and a thumb drive?
One is the USA, and the other is a ---.

3. What’s the difference between an envelope and a flagpole?
It’s OK to lick an envelope when it’s ----.

-4. What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a dog?
Santa wears a ----, and a dog just ----s.

-5. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer ------s more.

4. Santa wears a suit, and a dog just pants.

Morning curly

Hi michele, good one.

These are great Remi

Thanks Dan. You're allowed to answer one.(lol)

5. The lawyer charges more.

Indeed mxm.

1. sick joke

Close enough, it's sick bird.

Ah, I get it! Too bad I didn't see it before attempting to answer!

3. cold

Thanks.

2. One is the USA, the other is a USB