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Saturdinerday Diner #826808
08/03/12 09:26 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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OR something like that. duh

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At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty the wit; at forty the judgement.
Benjamin Franklin
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A Priest meets his friend, the Rabbi, and says to him, "You have taught me many things but there is one thing in particular I want to learn very much but you do not wish to teach it to me. I want you to teach me the Talmud."

The Rabbi replied: "You are a Non-Jew and you have the brain of a Non-Jew. There is no chance that you will succeed in understanding the Talmud."

But the Priest continued in his attempt to persuade the Rabbi to teach him the Talmud.

Finally, the Rabbi agreed. The Rabbi then said to the Priest: "I agree to teach you the Talmud on condition that you answer one question."

The Priest agreed and asked the Rabbi, "What is the question?"

The Rabbi then said to the Priest: "Two men fall down through the chimney; one comes out dirty and the other comes out clean. Who of those two goes to wash up?"

"Very simple," replied the Priest. "The one who is dirty goes to wash up but the one who is clean does not go to wash up."

The Rabbi then said to the Priest: "I told you that you will not succeed in understanding the Talmud. The exact opposite happened. The clean one looks at the dirty one and thinks that he is also dirty, goes to wash up. The dirty one, on the other hand, looks at the clean one and thinks that he is also clean and, therefore, does not go to wash up."

The Priest then says to the Rabbi: "This I did not think of. Ask me, please, another question."

The Rabbi then said to the Priest: "Two men fall down through the chimney; one comes out dirty and the other comes out clean. Who of those two goes to wash up?"

The Priest then says to the Rabbi: "Very simple. The clean one looks at the dirty one and thinks he is also dirty and goes to wash up. The dirty one on the other hand, looks at the clean one and thinks that he is also clean and, therefore, does not go to wash up."

The Rabbi then says to the Priest: "You are wrong again.

I told you that you will not understand. The clean one looks into the mirror, sees that he is clean and, therefore, does not go to wash up. The dirty one looks into the mirror, sees that he is dirty and goes to wash up."

The Priest complains to the Rabbi, "But you did not tell me that there is a mirror there."

The Rabbi then tells the Priest: "I told you. You are a Non-Jew; with your brain you will not succeed in understanding the Talmud. According to the Talmud, you have to think of all the possibilities."

"All right," groaning, said the Priest to the Rabbi. "Let us try once more. Ask me one more question."

For the last time, the Rabbi then said to the Priest: "Two men fall down through the chimney; one comes out dirty and the other comes out clean. Who of those two goes to wash up?"

"That is very simple!" replied the Priest. "If there is no mirror there the clean one will look at the dirty one and will think that he is also dirty and will, therefore, go to wash up. The dirty one will look at the clean one and will think that he is also clean, and will, therefore, not go to wash up. If there is a mirror there, the clean one will look into the mirror and will, therefore, not go to wash up. The dirty one will look into the mirror and will see that he is dirty and will, therefore, go to wash up.

The Rabbi then says to the Priest: "I told you that you would not succeed in understanding. You are a Non-Jew; you have a Non-Jew brain. Tell me, how is it possible for two men to fall through a chimney and for one to come out dirty and the other to come out clean?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted, demanding, "Why do we have to learn all this stuff?"
"To save lives," the professor responded quickly, and continued the lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So, how exactly does physics save lives?" he persisted.
"It keeps the idiots out of medical school," replied the professor.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Why were hurricanes usually named after women?
Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.

Wet and wild? I must have met the wrong hurricane. rolleyes
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Redneck alarm system

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour.

P.S. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
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The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. "Goat," the little boy replied.
"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?"
"Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Dad say to Mom, 'Today is just as good as any to have the old goat for dinner."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Good morning everyboomie. wave

Howdy....grin

It's nice to have a weekend off, but it's so hot I don't know what I'll be doing besides braving the heat long enough to mow the lawn, and then rushing back inside and plopping down under the air with a popsickle in each hand.

I guess I do know what I'll be doing. lol

I can barely walk on my feet anyway, and crawling never agreed with me. razz

Gotta get back home though right now. It's getting late. If I'm not back at my place by 9:30 I turn into a tumble weed. taz

Have a super duper Saturday everyone. happydance

joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Saturdinerday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #826810
08/03/12 09:40 PM
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lol Thanks for the chuckles Joe. Stay cool!
I guess you will now that you can set the thermostat to anything you want. kissy
How is Baby and Pepper doing?

Nan, hope all is well. hearts

I am thinking I will take the dogs to trhe river but walk half my usual so Merlin doesn't hurt so much. After that I am undecided.

I hope you all enjoy your day!

Ana wave


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Re: Saturdinerday Diner [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #826831
08/04/12 12:02 AM
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wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope your Saturdinerday Diner is exactly as you'd like it to be!

Hey, Ana! Hope Merlin is doing better today! Whatever you find your day to be, hope it's terrific!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies! It's Sittingheregettingsoreadyforaneasypeasychillaxingfantabulousfirstdayoftheweekend Saturdinerday Diner!

Still Friday evening for me...

Been such a chillaxin' day... smile

Ready for an easy weekend.

Have a morning phone chat with best bud. She and her Hubby are flying out next weekend for a week in the SoCal. Sis and BIL have given them their townhome for the week, as they are out of state for vacation. hearts Such sweeties!

So.

To all abed, sleep To all awake, woot


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: Saturdinerday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #826836
08/04/12 01:35 AM
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Good morning Joe,Ana,Darlene and
all who come in later wave
My brother and his family are coming
to spend two weeks with us.
I m so happy penguin
Have all a nice Saturday flowers


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Re: Saturdinerday Diner [Re: Haroula] #826841
08/04/12 03:06 AM
08/04/12 03:06 AM
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Good morning Joe,Ana,Darlene,Haroula,and all who come by later waveJoe I hope you can stay cool,we're in a heat wave here high 90's crazyDarlene and Haroula enjoy your company!Ana how is Merlin doing?Coffee is on for who ever wants a cup!!Have a happy day all summer


I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

Sue
Re: Saturdinerday Diner [Re: cailyn] #826844
08/04/12 03:30 AM
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Good Morning Boom Boom Buddies~


Howdy Joe Thanks for the funny jokes hope you
stay cool wanna borrow my wading pool? cool


hey ya Ana what happened to Merlin? puppy


Hi Darlene hope you have a nice day~ rah


Hi Haroula hope your day is nice wave


Hi ya Sue How are you doing? keeping busy at
your campgrounds? yes


Hi & happy Saturday to all who come in~ Karen angel


"Horses are smart"

"You never heard of a Horse going broke"
betting on Humans~ Will Rogers~
Re: Saturdinerday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #826845
08/04/12 04:05 AM
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Marlborough USA
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Good morning Joe, Ana, Darlene, Haroula, Cailyn and Karen. Joe stay cool. Ana enjoy your time with the dogs. Hope Merlin feels better. Darlene and Haroula sounds like you both will have a wonderful weekend with visiting friends and family! Cailyn have a peaceful relaxing weekend. Karen hope all is well with you and the infection is better. Wishing everyone a great Saturday! Enjoy! wave wave


Gerry
Re: Saturdinerday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #826847
08/04/12 04:28 AM
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Morning all! Joe, I love the Rabbi and the old goat funnies. smile


Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: Saturdinerday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #826849
08/04/12 05:40 AM
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Massachusetts
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Good Morning Boomers

Joe, try to stay cool today!

Ana, enjoy your walk with the dogs. Hope Merlin will feel better soon.

Darlene, enjoy your chat with your friend.

Haroula, wishing you a wonderful visit with your brother.

Cailyn, thanks for the coffee. Stay cool!

Karen, wishing you a wonderful day! Talk to you later on.

Gerry, is your weather extremely hot also?

Lex, good morning.

I have to go grocery shopping this morning then I have no plans as yet. Very hot and humid again today.


Gail
Re: Saturdinerday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #826851
08/04/12 05:57 AM
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Good morning everyone. Not sure what's on the agenda yet. It will depend on if Sandy gets to come home from the hospital today. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Saturday. Danish and Cinnamon French Toast in the NC. summer


Connie
Re: Saturdinerday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #826860
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Morning Connie. Wishing you a good day!

Has anyone heard from Nan?


Gail
Re: Saturdinerday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #826865
08/04/12 08:30 AM
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Good morning Boomers wave


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Re: Saturdinerday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #826877
08/04/12 09:56 AM
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Good morning boomies! I am off to the river with the dogs. Merlin is barely limping this morning so hopefully he will be okay.

Doc, did you get your chair fixed?

Gail, I haven't heard back from Nan.

Haroula, woohoo on your brother coming. Enjoy the company.

Darlene, how wonderful that your friend is coming to visit. Will you be able to take time off?

be back...


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Re: Saturdinerday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #826883
08/04/12 10:04 AM
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Good afternoon everyBoomie
Playing Grim Facade & just found Jaffa in it !!!!


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Re: Saturdinerday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #826888
08/04/12 10:40 AM
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Super Saturday ya'll

How is everyone? Hubby and I are enjoying some surfing and sipping and Olympic watching. In a bit I'm going to do a quick vacuum. I got the vacuum cleaner out yesterday and told it to go ahead, but the darn thing is not very well trained. sad I spoke quite sternly to it, but it obdurantly just sat there. Silly vacuum.

The boys are rarin' to go and son's friend and her 2 boys will be here soon. It's too hot and mosquitoey to do anything outside. I need to cook some books but it is way too noisy in here to contemplate!

Back later wave


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-Roger Caras
Re: Saturdinerday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #826893
08/04/12 10:57 AM
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Joe I hope the hookup of your internet goes quickly and smoothly!! Hope also that things get better at the new place for you! HUGS! Have a lovely weekend!!

Ana sorry to hear about poor Merlin. May the walk at the river be fun and Merlin holds up. It is one thing when I have to carry Sassy but Merlin. eek I wouldn't even want to think of it. lol Have a lovely day!

Darlene how wonderful that your best bud is arriving for a nice visit! happydance AND really nice of your sis and bil to allow them to stay there. Have a lovely day!

Haroula enjoy the visit with your brother!! What fun! have a lovely day!

Cailyn thanks for starting the coffee. Have a lovely day!

Karen did you get the results in on the chair uet??? Hope it is good news. Have a lovely day! HUGS!

Gerry have a lovely day!

Lex I heard the announcers on TV last night make mention of one of the indoor cyclists for GB was from Isle of Man!! How cool!

Gail have fun grocery shopping. We have done a little cooling finally. When I got about 10 miles from home last night it was like woooooow. What a drop in the temp. lol I'll try and send some your direction!! Have a lovely day!

Connie prayers that your friend may be released today and that all goes well in the healing process! Have a lovely day!

Space have a lovely weekend and hope it is nice enough for the park.

lol Jenny!! Hope all is well there. Reeses and grape juice in the corner.

Well it is looking like more rain here today! Much needed too. We had one huge storm go through last night about midnight that took out the transformer outside my window. What an explosion. scared Oh and that took out my power too. lol

Have a lovely day everybody!!!

wave
Nan

Re: Saturdinerday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #826901
08/04/12 11:12 AM
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Morning; watching a few olympic reruns then off to coffee. Further agenda includes weeds. mow, vacuum and whatever else I might remember.

Hope all have a good day whether it be busy or unbusy.


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Re: Saturdinerday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #826907
08/04/12 11:31 AM
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Another fast Hello to my Boomer friends! We have company and are heading out to the river today. It is foggy and chill at the moment but the further inland we go the hotter it will be. If I get any decent pics I will post on Photo Bucket. I miss everyone here but am really enjoying the summer for the first time in years. It is awesome to have my hubby here!! Happy Gaming and the Best of Days to everyone!! wave


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Re: Saturdinerday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #826956
08/04/12 03:33 PM
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sleep wave


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Re: Saturdinerday Diner [Re: Haroula] #826966
08/04/12 05:04 PM
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Hope everyone's Saturday is going well. wave
Joe, thanks for the chuckles, especially the Talmud one rotfl


Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Saturdinerday Diner [Re: Haroula] #826967
08/04/12 05:10 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Hello everybody. wave

It's been a total waste of a day off. I waited all morning for the internet guy, who finally called me at 11:30 from Paris Texas to let me know he was running a bit late. He finally made it at 2:30. Then I find out that he cannot mount the dish on the side of the eve or on the facia, like the lady assured me he could. My landlord does not want any more dishes mounted on the roof. I'll have to have the utility company come and mark their lines, so that they can dig a hole and set a pole in the ground, OR I have to find another internet provider.

Well I called Rhino communications and I was all set to have them come and install their dish, which CAN be mounted on the side of the eve, until he told me it would be the 21st before they can get here. slapforehead

Now......... duh

I brought my modem and router back over to Mom's and here I am in transit............still, and not sure what I'll do.

I know I'm sick of Hughesnet, and I've been told by two technicians that Rhino is much better than Hughe's, with no download restrictions. One of them was the Hughesnet guy. smirk

I know I'm tired of getting off of work and going home and showering, and then driving over here.

I'll be posting early tonight, and then getting back home to shower and go to bed.

I hope you're all having a great day. happydance

joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 08/04/12 05:13 PM.

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Re: Saturdinerday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #826973
08/04/12 05:50 PM
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thanks Nan we had a great park run. puppy


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Re: Saturdinerday Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #826978
08/04/12 06:30 PM
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Trippy hope you can't remember much more. lol Have a fun day!

Lotus have a wonderful time at the river!!! Don't blame you for enjoying the Summer while you can!!

Manxman I am and hope you are too!!

Aw Joe that's the pits! Wow maybe the short term sacrifice of running to mom's every day for internet, will be worth the long term goal of having better internet. duh

Space glad to here the park run was great!!! happydance

Ana hope that Merlin is OK after the river trip!! hearts

wave
Nan

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Nan, it's lovely to see your avatar back on the board. I missed you!

Joe, hearts

I took a near 27 mile bike ride and the last three were with lightning striking all around me. Not the most pleasant feeling! lol
We had a big storm come through and I lost a couple plants in the wind.

Peter is at the 3 day lollapalooza fest and they got shut down for awhile but they are back to partying. lol He is going to be exhausted after three days of partying. Living large....

Ana wave


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Re: Saturdinerday Diner [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #827001
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