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Talking dog for sale #874251
03/16/13 03:20 PM
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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping."

"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a darn liar. He never did any of that s*^^'


What are we? Women - What do we want? We don't know - When do we want it? Now
Re: Talking dog for sale [Re: Niki] #874252
03/16/13 03:29 PM
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lol


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Re: Talking dog for sale [Re: Niki] #874254
03/16/13 03:46 PM
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San Diego, CA
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Bahhaaaa! rotfl


WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
Re: Talking dog for sale [Re: Niki] #874256
03/16/13 04:29 PM
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Whoop Whoop rotfl puppy


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Talking dog for sale [Re: Niki] #874308
03/17/13 02:28 AM
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lol lol wave


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Re: Talking dog for sale [Re: Haroula] #874311
03/17/13 02:56 AM
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Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
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lolThat's a good grinone


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Re: Talking dog for sale [Re: Niki] #874316
03/17/13 04:56 AM
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lol rotflThanks Niki! That was to funny! rotfl lol


Gerry
Re: Talking dog for sale [Re: Niki] #874319
03/17/13 05:07 AM
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Thanks Niki, funny! rotfl


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Re: Talking dog for sale [Re: Niki] #874335
03/17/13 08:51 AM
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Barrackstadt, Arcadia
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"'Because he's a darn liar. He never did any of that s*^^'"

That's my Ex hubby for ya, to a T! grin


"Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life."

GLaDOS

Re: Talking dog for sale [Re: Niki] #874437
03/17/13 03:46 PM
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Great - Great - Great - Great Loved it smile ty


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Re: Talking dog for sale [Re: Niki] #874455
03/17/13 06:34 PM
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Lancaster County, Pa.
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Thanks for sharing Niki! That's great.


Luv,Joanie

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Re: Talking dog for sale [Re: Niki] #874959
03/19/13 11:16 PM
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rotfl Good one Niki lol


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