Please help me finish these jokes. Thanks.
-1. Sign on a clock repair shop. If your clock doesn’t tick, ---- to us.
-2. Why did the jelly roll? Because it saw the apple t-------.
-3. Why doesn’t Sweden export cattle? Because they want to keep their ----k----.
4. What’s the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are ---t--.
-5. The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar. Things got a little t----.
-6. I always take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon and a shot of --q----a.
-7. Will glass coffins be a success? --m---- to be seen.
-8. The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a n- b--- prize.
-9. What do you call a murderer with two butts? An ---a----.
-10. Why was the math book down in the dumps? It had a lot of ---b----.
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