-1. The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing someone’s --s-.
-2. A termite walks into the bar and asks, ‘Is the bar --n--- --r-?’
-3. Russian dolls are so --l- of themselves.
-4. Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a --a-- of --t--.
-5. I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I ---n- corrected.
